If stopped - How to avoid being trapped by HM Revenue and Customs (or, How to prove your purchases are for personal consumption) (Advice from Hoverspeed)
Things they will ask you. We suggest some replies which can be taken as sensible advice.
Remember they get a lot of information from your car number plate and information passed on by the cross channel companies. Official questions
Do not implicate yourself - they are expert at catching people out. Just say what is necessary and avoid embellishing what you say. If you feel the question is too personal or infringes your rights as a European traveller - say so, politely but firmly.
1. Where have you been?
None of their business really but this is Britain and even its citizens are not welcome. Keep it very brief.
2. What have you purchased?
Mention tobacco last.
3. Is this your vehicle?
Better to say its company, hired or someone else's as they find it easier to confiscate private vehicles. They like easy targets.
4. How long have you had it?
Picked it up yesterday perhaps.
5. Have you any documents for it?
No. Don't admit to having your own car as they may seize that instead.
6. What do you do for a living?
You work. If you say you are unemployed or on benefit they will report you and you will lose your benefit.
7. When did you last travel?
I went up to Glasgow last week. They will then have to ask you when did you last travel abroad. Keep vague. Unless they have stopped you before they may not know.
Ask them to prove you have been across x times this month. They suggest they know you have made more journeys, as a way of intimidating you. If they seize, they will be able to get this information from the cross channel companies. If you have made a lot of journeys - be careful.
8. Have customs spoken to you before?
If they have say yes.
9. Have you had goods seized?
Don't answer if you have, if pushed say a friend you were once with did.
10. Who are the goods for? Tell the C and E Officer (known as a goonie to regulars) to follow you around as you smoke each cigarette.
You. Never say you are buying for a friend or family. If you accept money even if you do not make a profit this makes you a nasty criminal smuggler in the eyes of British Revenue and Customs.
11. Are you the only person who drives this car?
Always answer no to this one they cannot prove you were the driver on each occasion. They do monitor your movements and may know you have been across before.
12. Shopping for your son/daughter/mother/father then? (leading question they usually ask)
NO. If you answer yes this means you are a smuggler as you have accepted money for the goods you have purchased, even if you make no profit. Actual case
13. How much do you earn?
Quote your gross (before tax) earnings and add in anything else - rent, part time earnings etc. - the bigger the better.
14. What is your disposable income?
Depends - bonuses, overtime etc. Ridiculously, it is now advisable to carry your pay slips, proof of savings accounts, and proof of other income, to prove you are not a smuggler. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO OTHER EUROPEAN CITIZENS.
15. How many packets do you use a week?
Always work out your consumption beforehand. Always say you are a heavy smoker Sometimes dishonesty does pay. Case study.
16. How many roll ups do you get to a packet?
A silly question - even the Governments own statistics quote wildly differing amounts (depends on the point they are trying to make). The answer is 40 - 60 per 50g pouch. C and E suggest 85.
17. Why have you spent so much on Tobacco?
Bonus, saved it up (because its cheaper abroad), a gift from Mum/ Dad etc.
18. Like a cigarette?
Always say yes and light up. A refusal will be taken as evidence of wrongdoing (even though you cannot smoke in the sheds).
19. Which are your goods?
If you are with other people always make sure your amount of tobacco is under the guidelines. Bag them up and label them clearly before coming home.
20. Do you have receipts for the tobacco purchases?
It is better to have receipts showing all E.U. duties paid. We think it is a ridiculous question - does this apply to petrol, diesel, coffee soap powder?
21. I am giving you a Notice 1 (This tells you about allowances, it is also noted by them and should you be stopped again they will seize).
If you are under the limits refuse it - they will try and give you one regardless.
If you feel they have wrongly "proved" your guilt, do not accept it and ask to make a complaint.
22. Have you brought any back for someone at work?
Always say no. You must NOT sell them (this is clearly illegal). If you accept the cost price you are still a smuggler in their eyes, even if its for your wife!
23. Are any of these tobacco products gifts?
You can give cigarettes as gifts on a consequential nature i.e. Birthdays for example. However if the amounts are large they will doubt you.
24. I do not believe these goods are for your own personal use.
Suggest he/she follows you around as you smoke each cigarette (how else can they prove they are not?)
Ask if they are suggesting you are a liar.
Ask them to prove it is not for personal use (normal British legal practice - innocent until proven guilty - not guilty by assumption).
They can even ask for bank statements and proof of savings, but that's in rare cases.
Whether or not you are clobbered depends on A) Your history, B) Your consumption, C) Shelf life of goods (usually 6 months but see letter from Imperial Tobacco) and so on (we hear from the TABAC shops that provided the tobacco is properly sealed it will last considerably longer than 6 months - don't accept the C and E Officers viewpoint).
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